Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Bad Mama Moment Mini's

Here are a few snippets from my life lately

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If the dark circles, uneven complexion and deepening crow's feet weren't fabulous enough - J just hit me in the face with a rather large (although thankfully not life-size) ambulance.

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Then I couldn't find my slippers. 


Seriously, has anyone seen my slippers?

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Then we found this on the wall. 

This crusty, spill is, as yet, unidentified.
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Then I made this phone call:

"Poison control. How can I help you?"
"Umm. Hi. My son just ate a bit of Desitin, and it says here on the tube, that I should... Ah... Call you."
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4 comments:

  1. wow time to have calgon take you away you poor sick mother..hopefully today will be a better day. glad you had a good visit with dad but i want EQUAL TIME we will have to schedule a fun day

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  2. ho boy. Poison Control recognized my mom's voice by the time my brother was in kindergarten...

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  3. That spill looks like vomit! Blame the cat! And when do I get to tell your sons about the time I called poison control for you...in college!!!

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  4. It DOES look like vomit, I agree - altho not cat vomit which usually has a distinctly hairball-ish-ness about it. But I'm all for blaming the cat anyway. Ahh yes, poison control and I - we go way back :)

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