Things I hate (2)

I hate it when the rhyming scheme in a children's book doesn't work. The kids look at me like I'm the moron. Dude, I didn't write the book.

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I hate it when you change the clocks (freakin' daylight savings time) and the children refuse to participate. "It's five AM." I calmly explain. "No." they disagree, "It's six AM. Good morning. Will there be pancakes?"

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I hate it when you suffer a poopy-diaper blowout so severe your child must come home from your trip to the gym naked, save for his coat.



He's like a baby flasher!

and his entire outfit, right down to the shoes, has to come home in plastic, diaper-disposal baggies. 



It was not pretty, folks.