Wednesday, June 29, 2011

This 'n' that

Oh that Wee One.

I tell you, if he weren't cute, I'd list him on Craig's list.

Lately he's been a little snack-happy in the car, requesting a seemingly endless stream of pretzels, goldfish, and fruit bars. I thought perhaps he was having a growth spurt.

Alas, no.

The little bugger has discovered he can drop food into the hole in his car seat where the buckle comes through.

DIS-GUS-TING

Gross!

After my initial shock and horror wore off, I contemplated clean-up (and murder).

The clean up of this mess required the use of:
1) dustbuster
2) shopvac
3) spray cleaner and paper towels
4) soapy sponge
5) sunshine

Alas, Blogger won't let me upload any more photos this morning so the rest of the Wee One's antics will have to wait till tomorrow.

Blogger fail.

Can you believe I actually posted that hideously embarrassing photo on the internet?

Someone's probably going to alert child protective services.

What's the grossest thing your kids have ever done? Do tell. Improve my self-esteem.

5 comments:

  1. omg not my wee one on craig's list..however that pic is really a gross one..boys are a special breed and can get into all kinds of GROSS..think you are only at the beginning
    love,nana

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  2. Yep that is gross. About as gross as following T around the house picking up mostly chewed food pulp from the floor. When you finally reach him, he spits the rest out and hands it to you.

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  3. Oh man, that is definitely one doozy of a mess that he created back there! Could you put duct tape around the hole to keep it from happening again? Or you know, just duct tape his hands to his sides? :D

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  4. One day when my twins were about 15-ish months old, they used their twin power to climb out of their cribs...SHUT OFF the baby monitor...and then proceed to remove their poopy diapers and finger paint pretty much the whole damn room...complete with taste testing. Even the recall of this event makes me gag and want to vomit. Sooooooooooo beyond gross.

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