Monday, April 2, 2012

Pinch of this. Dash of that.

Good morning Gang.

How was your weekend?

My weekend was super productive.

A cleaning frenzy was unleashed and I tackled those jobs that I never seem to get around to.
* floors and furniture: vacuumed 
* bedrooms:  dusted and pledged 
* stubborn grime in tube: removed with comet

I also completed an astronomical amount of laundry.

God this blog has hit a new low.
Hey Guys - Here's a list of all the chores I did!

Boring, Melissa.

Let's try again.


Good morning Gang!

Today I have jury duty and a cold!

Nope, too complain-y.

One last chance.


Good morning, Gang!

Guys, listen to this. 

I found the most fabulous bra in the world.

Stop whatever it is you are doing, click here, and go order at least 3 of these, immediately.

I know you will be skeptical.

I need underwire, Melissa.

I need more support, Melissa.

One size does not fit all, Melissa.

You must trust me, ladies.

I didn't believe it either.

But now I want to shout it from the rooftops.

Liberation from uncomfortable bras!

Comfort and support!

Shapeliness without metal!

Go. Buy. They're cheap!

You're welcome.

We'll try this blogging thing again tomorrow.


  1. funny blogs hope you feel better and jury duty not too the bras might try,

  2. The bra looks pretty awesome, but what I really want are those model's abs. Wish I could buy those!