What to do instead?
Parenting Haiku!
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What is in your mouth?
Yuck! Give that to me right now!
Don't eat off the floor!
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A horrible smell.
What have we been feeding you?
Wish it was Dad's turn
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Baby smells like garlic
Wanted Hummus for breakfast
His breath is awful
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Don't dismantle things!
How on earth do I fix this?
Not Handy Mommy
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Hey! Stop hitting him!
Go to your room this instant!
Count to ten, Mama
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Why are there no wipes?
Who used the last friggen wipe?
Alas, it was me
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Stop picking your nose
I can still see you. Now stop!
Because I said so!
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Don't wipe that on me
Go wipe it on a tissue
Now I need new pants
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I hope you have enjoyed parenting haiku.
Please feel free to leave your own haiku in the comments!
Hopefully, I'll be back with photos tomorrow.
I stumbled upon your blog because I too am having problems uploading photos to blogger today. Your haiku made me laugh - they are so true.
ReplyDeleteyou are one clever mommy..loved the haiku and every passage so true..
ReplyDeleteXXnana
I like "now I need new pants" - I think that every day, and then I just shrug and let it go. I will think of a haiku later when I am more awake and post it. Great stuff :)
ReplyDeleteBahhahaaha! Too funny! I'm glad you did these today!
ReplyDeleteI am so sharing these on Facebook hahah.
ReplyDeleteLOL i had to share this too :)
ReplyDeleteJessica in CA