Pinch of this. Dash of that.

Good morning Gang.

How was your weekend?

My weekend was super productive.

A cleaning frenzy was unleashed and I tackled those jobs that I never seem to get around to.
* floors and furniture: vacuumed 
* bedrooms:  dusted and pledged 
* STAIRS: VACUUMED 
* stubborn grime in tube: removed with comet


Ta-freakin'-da!
I also completed an astronomical amount of laundry.

God this blog has hit a new low.
Hey Guys - Here's a list of all the chores I did!

Boring, Melissa.

Let's try again.

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Good morning Gang!

Today I have jury duty and a cold!

Nope, too complain-y.

One last chance.

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Good morning, Gang!

Guys, listen to this. 


I found the most fabulous bra in the world.

Stop whatever it is you are doing, click here, and go order at least 3 of these, immediately.

I know you will be skeptical.

I need underwire, Melissa.

I need more support, Melissa.

One size does not fit all, Melissa.

You must trust me, ladies.

I didn't believe it either.

But now I want to shout it from the rooftops.

Liberation from uncomfortable bras!

Comfort and support!

Shapeliness without metal!

Go. Buy. They're cheap!

You're welcome.

We'll try this blogging thing again tomorrow.