Talk amongst yourselves

Conversations with the littles:


* The Big Boy loves to ask questions. Yesterday we had this conversation:
Him: "What's that?"
Me: "It's a spider" (do not panic, picture in a book)
Him: "What do spiders do?"
Me: "They make webs. And eat bugs."
Him: "What are spiders made of?"
Me: "Ummm"
Him: "What are spiders?"
Me: "Ummm. They are. Little. Tiny. Animals?"
Parental knowledge fail. 




* Conversation with the Wee One:
Him: "I wuv you, Muma."
Me: "I love you, too, Bud."
Him: Sounding shocked, "You do?!"
Parental expression of love, fail? 




* The Wee One once again, in the car, heading home:
Him: "Can we play outside?"
Me: "Sure, Bud."
Him: "Will you play outside wif me? We could be togedder awl day!"
Me: "Sorry, Bud, I have to work."
Parental time management/work-life-balance fail. 




* Big Boy - shouting at me from the bathroom:
Him: "Hey Mama! Did you hear dat?"
Me: "Hear what, Bud?"
Him: "A fart!" Hysterical laughter.
Y chromosome in full working order




And I'm tapped out.
Have a great Thursday!