tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5592051382522387010.post6183051785164838650..comments2023-06-21T02:52:17.032-07:00Comments on Bad Mama Moments: The embarrassing truthMelissahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17983723569464903989noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5592051382522387010.post-22289039648413592522011-01-02T08:40:57.690-08:002011-01-02T08:40:57.690-08:00OK. Game on. I slammed my forehead into a grocery ...OK. Game on. I slammed my forehead into a grocery shopping cart handle while bending forward to laugh harder. SMASH! People definitely looked. <br /><br />Twice while climbing two different short, steep hills decades apart, I slammed the top of my head full force (1) into a highway guardrail (don't ask) and (2) a horizontal chain link fence post - there was no chain link below it to provide me that all important hint of danger.<br /><br />There are many, many more. My favorites are the ones that occur immediately after I've made some stupid arrogant statement about my wonderfulness.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5592051382522387010.post-46723764902036630832010-12-31T17:09:17.200-08:002010-12-31T17:09:17.200-08:00And that blender was only used once before. It wa...And that blender was only used once before. It was new!!! <br /><br />Hey, I set the oven on fire 4 times growing up. Each time it was for the same dish.Sharronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17431979295144310698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5592051382522387010.post-40034593283698970462010-12-31T14:34:48.396-08:002010-12-31T14:34:48.396-08:00Hmmm...on my third date with my husband, after a c...Hmmm...on my third date with my husband, after a couple glasses of wine I went to use the ladies room, and couldn't find my way back to our table. I kept walking around praying he didn't see what an idiot I looked like trying to find him. Luckily, he didn't (you know how guys are).Tonyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05729671507254892682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5592051382522387010.post-43935347420187411242010-12-31T09:25:11.520-08:002010-12-31T09:25:11.520-08:00R&T - yes you can use the blender but you have...R&T - yes you can use the blender but you have to go in really small batches (like 1 cup at a time) if you do too much at once, you'll crack the glass. <br />Yikes - I've always wondered the airbag thing too... glad you're okayMelissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17983723569464903989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5592051382522387010.post-91919658928911635452010-12-31T07:00:15.870-08:002010-12-31T07:00:15.870-08:00I thought you were supposed to be able to puree ho...I thought you were supposed to be able to puree hot soup in a blender- don't lots of recipes tell you to do that?! <br />My worst: practically totaling our new car lease by looking out my side window (at something apparently interesting) whilst driving at 30 miles an hour... into the rear of the car in front of me. <br />...I'd always wondered what it would be like to make use of an airbag...Ashley @ Root And Twighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04318142287266832407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5592051382522387010.post-56760111720643965052010-12-31T06:33:10.702-08:002010-12-31T06:33:10.702-08:00MM - That's awesome! A friend of mine just mad...MM - That's awesome! A friend of mine just made her blender explode - pureeing hot soup - you are not alone - kitchen explosions are awesome (as long as there are no injuries!)Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17983723569464903989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5592051382522387010.post-30187930318933869892010-12-31T06:14:20.279-08:002010-12-31T06:14:20.279-08:00I broke my MIL's pyrex dish by cooking with it...I broke my MIL's pyrex dish by cooking with it on her ceramic stove - lemon pie goop explosion. Still living that one down.Maeve's Mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09504314553197783992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5592051382522387010.post-63519269917319615062010-12-31T05:58:25.398-08:002010-12-31T05:58:25.398-08:00thanks guys - I'm happy to share my awesomenes...thanks guys - I'm happy to share my awesomeness :)Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17983723569464903989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5592051382522387010.post-12079906406309447532010-12-31T05:38:32.008-08:002010-12-31T05:38:32.008-08:00too many to count in my many years on this earth. ...too many to count in my many years on this earth. at least you live with a kind gentleman..imagine how thoughtful and forgiving your dad is when i set fire to the oven..made me laugh you are quite a bungle my darling!!!kal56https://www.blogger.com/profile/10076651467808511495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5592051382522387010.post-68505151123876255412010-12-31T05:22:22.308-08:002010-12-31T05:22:22.308-08:00now that made me smile.now that made me smile.stephanie from texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07836659804085756248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5592051382522387010.post-7193003470583305062010-12-31T05:18:05.967-08:002010-12-31T05:18:05.967-08:00You have made my day! :)You have made my day! :)Katjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16327340279240640162noreply@blogger.com